Freedom of Religion: A Cult for Us

With all the new congregations to join these days, it's hard to choose. That is, there's The Satanic Temple, Ghost, and we've now discovered the Church of the Cosmic Skull. As long as they don't expect us to keep exact change for the comet in our pockets at all times, we can't really go wrong. Who in the hell carries cash these days, anyway? Oh, hey...maybe that's significant.